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Defenestrationism.net<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Lengthy Poem Contest

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Welcome, welcome– or welcome back–<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Defenestrationism.net is most pleased to present<\/p>\n\n\n\n

the finalists of the
2026 Lengthy Poem Contest<\/p>\n\n\n\n


All active links are in burgundy.

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!We are pleased to announce the Winner!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mutt<\/strong> by Esther Abraham

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We are equally pleased to announce that
Lengthy Poem Contest
will return next year, all April. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

For Defenestrationism.net has broken through it’s final window,
to land on that etherial plateau, the internet archives<\/a>.
The remainder of our published material will remain available there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Only the Lengthy Poem Contest will continue to publish annually.
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The Finalists for the 2026 Lengthy Poem Contest are:<\/p>\n\n\n\n


My Amish Grandfather Never Understood
the Purpose of Money<\/a><\/h4>\n\n\n\n

by Martin Willitts, Jr.
in ten parts,
publishing daily
from April 1st-April 10th.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Homelessness<\/a><\/h4>\n\n\n\n

by Jeanine Foster
in five parts,
publishing every other day
from April 11th-April 19th.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Mutt<\/a><\/h4>\n\n\n\n

by Esther Abraham
in four parts,
publishing every other day
from April 21st-April 27th.


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Lovers of Literature\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n



We\u2019ve made the difficult decision to close our fiction contests and cease weekly posting.
Our previously published material is available on the internet archives<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Only the Lengthy Poem Contest will return next year, and submission will open in September.
Previous Lengthy Poem Contests<\/a> are also in the internet archives.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Enjoy our final publication run,
a series of\u00a0Prisoner Narratives<\/a><\/strong>
by Cameron Terhune,
beginning May 5th, 2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n


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