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by Martin Willitts, Jr.
in ten parts,
publishing daily
from April 1st-April 10th.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
by Jeanine Foster
in five parts,
publishing every other day
from April 11th-April 19th.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
by Esther Abraham
in four parts,
publishing every other day
from April 21st-April 27th.
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Fan Voting Begins April 28th<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Winners Announced Labor Day, US,
May 4th
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